ibuprofen and naproxen sodium both elevate blood pressure ... alcohol metabolization also does this ... beware...
straight aspirin/salicylate is the best thing to take at bedtime after alcohol/next day ...

"Whether she can get wet under the influence of alcohol or not is, to be blunt, more an accomplishment of her biology than it is your accomplishment. "
Untrue, as many women you have to work past all the defenses that they have created in their head around the 'evilness' of sex.
You aren't going to down my ability to pleasure my parter or any of my partners of the past. This game may work for you with others, as I see that you like to down people on a regular basis*Insecurity in one's self, a need to dominate, or a combination of both*, but that doesn't fly with me.

"This has jack-all to do with the partner."
It's a turn on factor and has much to do with the partner. That 'tisk-tisk' is on you for that one.

"Alcohol lowers your blood pressure and just as many men can't stay hard when they've had too much to drink so it is with women. "
There are counter-balances for whether one's blood pressure is running too high or too low. If it's that important to you, educate yourself on what those things are than making alcohol the *evil*, as so many people have blamed the same things on tobacco as a catch-all for what they are too lazy to learn the truth about.

"If you are as experienced as you say*and we're assuming you aren't dating teetotalers* and you have only experienced one woman who did not orgasm for you under the influence then, I am sorry to say, somebody's been faking it."
Some woman faked it on me in my life?
Oh my gawd. I am so not a man anymore.
I've faked it before and that is MUCH harder to do.
I know when a woman has an orgasm, for the most part and I have had my share of gushers and squirters. Sorry, that isn't the same thing to fake as the woman who gives fake contractions.
I take it you are one of those people that thinks you can emasculate a person by trying to make them feel insecure.
I haven't had much experience with your teetotalers. As I said, I was manmeat for quite awhile and had sex with many based on word of mouth to people they knew and talked me up to.
Do I think I am the best ever? No, as there is someone always either better than you, or does things better for another, in some way.
The same is true about everything in life.
Keep that in mind as your next partner may be envisioning some sex they had that puts what you do to shame.
I don't strive for perfection, as it is an impossibility.
If I and my partner or partners*Only one now and going to keep it that way* are happy with the end result, then all is good. If not, than maybe some more play and/or a better experience next time.
If you are one of those people that thinks they can determine how could a lover is in one try*This goes for anyone*, then you are missing out on much. Sexual quality between lovers takes 3-5 separate times to determine if it is good.
Want to know what really gives a woman a good orgasm?
Free their mind of all the b.s. that has gathered up over the years; all the anger, all the lies of what is good/bad, all the neglect that they felt from others and take the time to both explore their body, their mind and ASK questions about what gets them turned on, gets them off, what you can do to give them the best pleasure possible. After they are at the point of where they want to be; take them beyond that point.
Orgasms aren't a complicated thing, unless you make them be.
Why do women loosen up with alcohol or other substances?
Because it gives them either an excuse to be who they desire to be, or it shuts out their brain that is beating the crap out of them enough to enjoy the moment.
The same is true for men.
Betcha.....
expected a much shorter post and a bunch of insecurities
......nope.

correction : alcohol RAISES blood pressure significantly, and is part of why a guy can't get it up .......